MY DARLING SON AND WONDERFUL HUSBAND (BOTH ON MY POOP LIST) THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO BUY A GAG CIGARETTE THAT REALLY BLOWS OUT SMOKE. AFTER A LONG DAY AT THE BEACH, AND BLOWING SMOKE FOR EVERYONE WHO WALKED BY, THE GAG RAN OUT. SOOO, RYKER ASKED ME WHAT HE COULD USE TO REFILL IT. I TOLD HIM THAT I THOUGHT POWDER WOULD WORK 
BEST BUT I WASN'T SURE. SO I WENT IN MY ROOM AND STARTED WATCHING T.V. THE NEXT THING I KNEW, RYKER CAME IN CHOKING AND GRABBING HIS THROAT. WHILE TELLING ME THAT HE HAD ACCIDENTLY INHAILED INSTEAD OF BLOWING OUT, I NOTICED HIM HOLDING THIS POWDER. I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING! YOU GUESSED IT, HE HAD REFILLED HIS CIGARETTE WITH MY FEMINE POWDER AND NOW HE WAS CHOKING ON IT! WHO NEEDS T.V. WHEN YOU'VE GOT KIDS?....
BEST BUT I WASN'T SURE. SO I WENT IN MY ROOM AND STARTED WATCHING T.V. THE NEXT THING I KNEW, RYKER CAME IN CHOKING AND GRABBING HIS THROAT. WHILE TELLING ME THAT HE HAD ACCIDENTLY INHAILED INSTEAD OF BLOWING OUT, I NOTICED HIM HOLDING THIS POWDER. I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING! YOU GUESSED IT, HE HAD REFILLED HIS CIGARETTE WITH MY FEMINE POWDER AND NOW HE WAS CHOKING ON IT! WHO NEEDS T.V. WHEN YOU'VE GOT KIDS?....
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THIS ONE'S FOR YOU RACH!!! ISN'T THAT PIC OF RYKER GROSS? HE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!
He is SO gonna kill you!
I'll never tire of this story. Poor poor RyRy.
Oh my goodness. That is so funny. Margaret
Serves him right : ) I am glad you got a good laugh out of it. Wish I could have seen his face.
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